![]() ![]() That's like throwing gasoline on a pretentious fire. Caroline: Okay, well, just FYI, when I used to cry in front of my other girlfriends, they'd be like, "What you cryin' about, C-line? Look at you, girl, you're fierce, you got your glam on!" Max: Are your girlfriends black drag queens? And the Rich People Problems Max: You can't give hipsters a microphone. Look, eventually, you'll learn to do that on the inside. Caroline: That's odd, you didn't even react. I don't know why I'm quoting a rapist.Ĭaroline: Um, didn't you see me crying? Max: Lots of people cry at Goodwill. When did heat get so hot? Max: Stop fighting it, just give in to it. And Strokes of Goodwill Max: Okay, ready to go? Caroline: Do we have to? It's so hot outside. Morning, Chestnut, it's a beautiful- Max: No. You know, having only one cute outfit takes hours off getting dressed. ![]() ![]() Caroline: I'm just gonna go say good-bye to Chestnut and get going. So I thought I'd Chanel it up, walk on over there, introduce myself and your fabulous cupcakes. Caroline: And she said her manager'll be in at 11:00. Caroline: Well, then what were you d- Oh! So none of my business.Ĭaroline: When I went to the cute coffee place, I spoke to the counter girl, Nabulangi- Max: If someone named Nabulangi is making an appearance in the first sentence, I have to sit down. Max: Really? What did the crying sound like? Caroline: Like. And I heard you crying alone in your bedroom. I sold my tear ducts to an organ bank for cash two years ago. And the Break-up Scene Caroline: Are you sure you're fine? 'Cause I heard you crying last night. I think this is the sound that dries up my vagina. And finally, you think this is the sound that gets you service. Max: Is that annoying? Is that obnoxious and rude? Would you find it distracting if someone did that to you while you were working? Oh, you don't have a job. Waitress? Dude? Max: Hi, what can I get ya? Hipster #1: We need some. Hey, when you get a second, stop looking at my boobs. 1.22 And the Big Buttercream Breakthrough.1.10 And the Very Christmas Thanksgiving.Warning!This game contains flashing images which may have an adverse on people suffering from photosensitive epilepsy. The rest of the world closed the gates and left Hanwell to rot. In addition to this, you are being stalked by a mysterious individual who seems to be everywhere. But the council has fallen, you try to carry on as normal, but failing equipment and lack of warning has become a major issue. With the help of the HCPP, Hanwell became one of the safest, if most inconvenient places on the planet. Providing equipment and expertise on prevention and preparation. The Hanwell Council of Public ProtectionWhen the anomalies first emerged, the Hanwell Council of Public Protection (HCPP) was formed to keep residents safe. Upon which there will always be something happening. Each location holds its own backstory, leading to your arrival. From residential homes, old English pubs, parks, stores, supermarkets and government buildings, all the way to the infamous HCPP research center. There is an entire city to explore, featuring different environments each more distinct than the last. What you do with them is up to you, be resourceful and pick up whatever you can find in order to fight them, if you think you can handle it. They occasionally get into the once protected buildings. Monsters, known in the game as Anomalies, roam the streets. Unexplained noises, something in the corner of your eye or laying just beyond the shadows create an atmosphere that will keep you constantly on edge. ![]() There is something deeply unsettling about Hanwell. Strung together by the remenants of Hanwell. Explore a dense open world of terror, every building a unique location with it's own story to tell. Welcome to Hanwell, once a safe haven from the horrors of the world, now a cesspit of anomalous scum. ![]()
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